Autosexual and asexual sounds kind of contradictory, but apparently there are people who identify as being both...

Yup. That sounds about right.

Here it is, if you haven't found it already!

I have matching hangers!

This is something I definitely struggle with: feeling like a fake.

I'm a 'Never Dumped' too. We should start a club. An ex once told me I would be dumped some day, and all I thought was 'doubt it.'

My grandma too!

I have really thick hair, and the first thing I think is: those brushes would do nothing for me.

I think a good general rule for personal hygiene is that anything that comes in contact with your skin needs to be replaced or cleaned regularly: washcloths, loofahs, make-up brushes, etc.

This is more pukeworthy than cotton candy oreos.

I want a funnel cake grilled cheese sandwich.

Being a police officer does not give you the right to kill.

That's true.

No, I am not jealous.

Why is making a ton of money really that admirable? Don't mean this as a slight to her. It's just something I think about whenever I see stories like this.

Vodka.

Gettin' straight to the point.

It doesn't go with his flame car.

I know. I know. :(

I love that she saw the awesomeness of your eyebrow arch and brought that out. That's some artistry right there.