I have matching hangers!

This is something I definitely struggle with: feeling like a fake.

I'm a 'Never Dumped' too. We should start a club. An ex once told me I would be dumped some day, and all I thought was 'doubt it.'

My grandma too!

I have really thick hair, and the first thing I think is: those brushes would do nothing for me.

I think a good general rule for personal hygiene is that anything that comes in contact with your skin needs to be replaced or cleaned regularly: washcloths, loofahs, make-up brushes, etc.

This is more pukeworthy than cotton candy oreos.

I want a funnel cake grilled cheese sandwich.

Being a police officer does not give you the right to kill.

That's true.

No, I am not jealous.

Why is making a ton of money really that admirable? Don't mean this as a slight to her. It's just something I think about whenever I see stories like this.

Vodka.

Gettin' straight to the point.

It doesn't go with his flame car.

I know. I know. :(

I love that she saw the awesomeness of your eyebrow arch and brought that out. That's some artistry right there.

Yeah, tips please! I want to grow my brows in - but just a couple days in, it gets very...sloppy. I've been plucking since I was 13. And not overplucking either. I just have a lot of eyebrow.

I read 'HOLLOW ASS HEART.'

I can't forgive him for plagiarising Daniel Clowes, though. And not even because I really like Daniel Clowes. Mostly because how stupid and selfish does someone have to be to plagiarise so blatantly? To take someone else's art and claim it as your own, art they worked hard on and struggled for...that's horrible and…