Why not? Honestly curious, I can't think of any reason it would be particularly bad, as someone who lives in Brooklyn too.

What! That's awesome, and I had no idea there was a petting zoo there. Clearly I missed out.

Goats can be awesome (some goats are dicks).

I'm team dog, too. But every now and then you do come across an exceptional cat.

'birds chirping at the clouds' is a great line though.

I absolutely agree that having a loaded gun lying around is a stupid, dangerous thing to do. I just don't believe that we should be making judgments about whether or not certain groups of people should have children or not.

That's a horrible thing to say. You don't know their situation. Maybe someone suddenly lost their job and they got evicted. There are also cultural factors which can make access to contraception more fraught. No one wants to be raising their family in a motel.

Neither do I. Bad music, tight pants, never heard him say or do anything interesting. Why can't we have cool heartthrobs like they did in the old days?

It makes them happy, and it does not harm anyone.

21 is so young. Just a kid, really. She never got the chance to make mistakes and then learn from them. I hope the doctors are wrong and she pulls through somehow.

Where are the puppies? I came here for puppies.

The splotches on his face look like either frostbite or alcoholism.

It's homeopathic, though.

You are joking right? Haha...but please tell me this is a joke?

This sounds a lot like the last relationship I was in - so part of me wants to just say: get out before things get too messy. But I also think that every relationship is unique, and it is possible for chemistry to develop. Breaking up was hard though. I mean, it always is, but I felt extra guilty simply because he was…

I know what Helen Mirren was doing on the subway. She was being her awesome fearless self. Unlike many of my London-based friends who have visited NYC and been too afraid to venture underground.

The hissing of upper-middle class special snowflakes is audible in Brooklyn right now.

That's the purpose of any diagnosis. It's the diagnostic thresholds that are problematic - basically measuring illness based on how much someone weighs has not been working. Many patients get dangerously ill before they can access treatment.

No way I would waste money on the little shrivelled coconuts they sell at stores here. They look like fossils. Anyway, the best way to eat coconut is when it has meat inside, and you can eat it with a spoon.

Pheromone Activating Body Wash? Hmmmm. Let me just check that out with my vomeronasal organ, which I definitely have, to sense all of these human pheromones.