Yup, and I'm glad you did. I knew he was a bit of a smug dick, but I didn't realise he was a sexist smug dick. It's made me realise I assume the intelligence of a person based on what kind of positions they hold. I actually liked him because he was an outspoken atheist. But, of course - anyone can be a stupid…

Don't shoot the messenger. The problem is that most people are dumb.

Actually, it is literally like dealing with a bunch of crazy men.

This coming from the nation with a PENIS FESTIVAL. Double standards, man.

You still kind of have to slice them up to eat them.

Huh.

There's also that true story about the couple who went to Mexico and brought back a strange looking stray dog...

It would be an interesting experiment.

As someone who has struggled with an eating disorder for years, this makes me angry. Oh wow. She figured it out herself, and decided to eat some salmon, and magically got her period back two days later. I haven't had mine in 4 years. That's great, I should just do that.

This cat was stealing dry kibble, even though he had his fancy canned cat food (which he also went mad over, and almost twice as much I've ever had to feed a cat before!). I kind of think it was just a game for him.

I pet-sat this awesome cat who would steal the dog's food. It was hilarious.

Will your cat even love you anymore if you get this? Most cats I've known, 90% of affection they offer really translates as 'FEED ME, HUMAN.'

Gaston eats more eggs, is more hardcore.

So, get 'better' customers., i.e. change your location and/or update your business model.

Pee Towel wins.

That sounds like hell. Well done for pulling through, and I really really hope you get your money back, even if it means taking it to court. Recently I took a case to court and even though it cost me a lot (A LOT) and I lost, I still feel like it was better than doing nothing.

I do not understand your American pop culture reference. Please do explain.

"metastatic grill" - haha

Not a Porcupine.

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