For the hinkie truthers this is a win/win.

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

LOL at you taking “Big Shot Bob” at face value. Holy shit.

Peter Gammons scoffs at Ben’s poor twitter performance, whips out his blackberry and fires away with a tweet of his own:

We’re all okay with that.

I know you’ve been branching out for the past year and expanding your repertoire as a writer. But you know that if you win a Pulitzer, it’ll be for shitting on the Lakers.

According to the report, the fight started after someone said, “The 76ers suck.”

I can’t figure out if your ability to predict the future careers of NBA players is related to having matriculated at the same school. Can we test your hindsight hypotheticals in some way by sending you to grad school?

How to become a Philly folk hero:

Giovinco should go back to Europe.

So, one of your constant, ongoing beefs with MLS is that it’s a league of mediocre talent and over-the-hill stars looking for one last payday (which is true), but as soon as they acquire a truly gifted player in his prime, your answer is... send him back? Jesus, Billy, you’re so far up your own ass with this MLS hate…

god Haisley you’re so fucking boring

god you are just the worst fucking writer on this site, billy

I’m a little confused - isn’t this what was ideally going to inspire more imaginative play from the current MLS players, or at least maybe have some 12-year-old kid in Buffalo practicing these very moves until they’re engraved in his muscle memory? What am I gonna ignore on ESPN2 if this is taken away from me?

I watched the highlight video- he was able to get Jozy Altidore a goal. That’s all I need to see to declare him the best soccer player of all-time.

While you wrap yourself snug in bed with the warm delusion of having a say in how your country runs....

You are a real philosopher at large, helping us understand that we understand nothing. Do you have a newsletter?

How isn’t Tomsula on the coach chopping block? That team fired a coach who took them to a Super Bowl and 3 NFC Championship games in 4 years! Tomsula is going to be applying for jobs at Radio Shack not even realizing Radio Shack doesn’t exist anymore come January.

Rangers’ proposed new chant, while detailed, was rejected as too wordy.

My parents (Dad is black, Mom is unassuming Scandinavian woman named Sarah) have Spades hustle. People always assume my mom can’t play and they clean up during cookouts. I swear they talk across the table using secret facial expressions and shit, but no one else can figure out their code and prove it. Mom is also an…