I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

Hahaha. To be fair, from what I remember of teenage boys, it could’ve been a picture of a particularly sexy piece of toast and it probably would’ve done the trick.

looks like i’m the only one that still thinks stewart is liable for that kids death (rev-scare tactic on blow-by gone wrong) but regardless i have to imagine he’ll want to settle out of court and be done with it

The best part of this comment is picturing you kicking back with a smile, thinking “I just made a really good point.”

Okay. I guess I can be outraged by this.

My old roommate and I still talk about our auto-generated Madden draft picks from college. Sometimes I’ll just text “Remember Boss Matthews?” knowing that I’ll get “That dude could fuckin’ PLAY” back.

How dare anyone criticize this fine organization. We were the ones smart enough to draft Brett Favre...and then promptly trade him away the next year. We made up for that mistake a few years later by moving up to the number one spot in the draft so we could draft the most efficient dog killer since Parvo. It took us…

That. Never. Happened. They only asked his lawyer to provide transcriptions of relevant texts. They never asked for the phone. How has this myth become so perpetuated?

Once, we were at a restaurant with family, and I handed my son his DS as soon as grown-up conversation started. My aunt glanced over. “We didn’t have those when we were raising children.” I braced myself for a ‘screen time’ tirade. Instead, she sighed.

Billy brings the same level of insight to each MLS article, and he gets paid for it.

shhh. stuff like that gets in way of the hot takes!

http://nypost.com/2015/07/08/cit…

I work for a company that develops and implements EHRs, and unless there is written permission provided to the hospital’s Medical Records Department, it doesn’t matter if his dog said “tweet that,” that’s a HIPAA violation. The hospital can pull a log of people who have accessed that record and one of them is in…

Seriously tweeting this out is a really scumbag thing to do. I suggest Jason Pierre Paul “obtain” some of Shefters families medical records, tweet them out and watch the shit show that follows about privacy.

Agreed, if you thought the NFL was intimidating, you haven’t met the HIPAA folks.

All hail Billy Haisley! King of MLS Hot Takes!

Holy shit dude we get it. Your shtick is to constantly mock the mls. Get the fuck over it. Shit is so old and the league has actually been pretty fun this year. Some more big names, including the two big Mexican targets is a good thing.

At Buzzfeed.

As the parent of a “threenager,” I sympathize.

The answer is a certified pre-owned Honda Odyssey.