Greg Oden: [quietly vows to never, ever litter another condom]

Wow. Seems to have amazingly brought out the worst in some people. I hope that everyone who is so harsh about this never has to experience depression or to lose someone they love to depression. In the meantime, I urge people to be compassionate about the struggles others face and to do some research on depression,…

I become fascinated with Dennis Wilson and would love the idea. He was quite a character for sure!

Thanks. I wrote that really late last night and totally forgot about it, so when I checked to see what comment you were referring to, it was like I was seeing it for he first time myself, and I have to (and hate to) admit, I LOL’d. That’s probably not something I should admit, but it happened.

In a way, I feel like we have a Dennis Wilson biopic, in the sense that we’ve been able to watch the progression of Nick Nolte’s real life.

why is lionel messi in this role? and how did his schedule permit him to shoot it?

So like, 5 things?

I’m disturbed by this comment’s assumption that everyone has a lot of Kevin Smith stuff lying around to burn.

Dear sweet shitting Christ.

Blech. This leaves a bad taste in my mouth and reeks of one of the tens of thousands of “kids these days” articles going around about Millennials that have been written about every generation before now since the dawn of time.

Indeed. Its ridiculous because it’s damaging to it’s own cause.

I really wish we (Americans on both the left and the right) could stop referring to college feminists, evangelicals, and whichever other group is currently being obnoxious as “the American Taliban”. I lived in Afghanistan for a few years. The Taliban buries gay people under walls. The Taliban beheads people who…

God damn it.

I hate to do it to you, but it was a poop joke.

A team owns an option on a rookie’s 4th year they can use. This is an advantage in retaining players in that you can also extend them a year ahead of time but it is risky. Noel will be eligible for that in just another season. Do they agree to an extension? Do you give Noel a max extension? He’ll want nothing less.…

You have stumbled upon the solution to everything, good sir. If only all of us had your wisdom and clarity.

roomtemperature: [approaches house on fire]

Just like it’s spelled.

To book him you just need to fill out an application.