Where’s your God NOW, Arian?

I think a lot of the emotional pull of many Fantastic Four comics comes from Franklin as the lodestone of the series. That would actually be interesting; kind of an updated The Incredibles but more cosmic, superpower menace.

“Ah! and when the hour-glass has run out, the hour-glass of temporality, when the worldly tumult is silenced and the restless or unavailing urgency comes to an end, when all about you is still, as it is in eternity - whether you are a man or woman, rich or poor, dependent or free, happy or unhappy; whether you bore in…

Wait so Aston Villa doesn’t get even third place in the PL — much less winning it — for a thousand years?

“PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?”

this seriously looks like it’s outside Paddy’s. Same block at least.

“Number 8 Production Department” sounds like a mid-game environment in a Metal Gear game.

maybe because the proceeds of the game are for charity, Jose could maybe not be a giant bag of dicks for at least one match of the season?

The Timberwolves are a perfect destination for him. You know Minneapolis is actually known as Paganistan because of all the filthy Wiccans, witches and warlocks that live there?

In related news, Muggsy Bogues’ kid, Bogey Bogues, is listed at 4’11” and yet can literally jump over the heads of his much larger competitors while going for a dunk

thanks for the hot parenting take, champ

This is easily the most reasonable response I’ve seen on here. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

The only fanbases that really happens with are the Patriots and, of course, The Stillers.

Yes. It’s called reality. And you can’t have it both ways—either ‘the process’ is completely analytical/rational...in which case you Hinkie fanboys actually assess Embiid’s major setback RATIONALLY. Or, you know, just be like any other fanbase who goes with the ups and downs of their franchise with both fondness and a…

This is Billy Haisley we’re talking about, his only desire in life is to write C-grade hit pieces on the MLS, apparently.

we have twin 3.5 year olds and the constant, CONSTANT shenanigans—either against each other or in collusion against us doofus parents—is frightening and a little awe inspiring. And exhausting. Yesterday my son decided to run from mom and take an elevator ride by himself at the children’s museum and essentially had the…

we have twins so the DVD player was a must...we got it on an aftermarket add on when we bought our used minivan (which was still really fucking expensive)

this is as cringeworthy as, say, a soda or restaurant brand tweeting out “cool” tweets for “millennial outreach.”

this really needs to be done in black and white in the style of an informercial:

this comment wins all the points.