not quite, I want the story with the Mansons, and also the full 70s, Pacific Ocean Blue, dating Christine McVie, broke-and-drunk blowout.

Really REALLY want a Dennis Wilson movie.

seriously, every year there needs to be a brand-new expose and commemoration as to how horrible that movie/infomercial is.

with a healthy dose of Jerry Lundegaard in Fargo

So...when does Jezebel get hit with a Title IX complaint?

[obligatory gif of teenager with glasses with arms crossed looking satisfied and his friends freaking out around him]

did not expect the bonus Slenderman DLC in the game

#TrapperKeepersMatter

Awesome.

The “Baseball’s Best Fans” Twitter account — who is doing the Lord’s work — is retweeting some gems from Fredbird’s appearance. This fine individual in a later tweet uses the term “protards” for protesters and mocks “hands up don’t shoot”.

And GOD FORBID you tell a 76’ers fan that there’s not, in fact, a pony in there. All hell breaks loose.

Does jet fuel melt steel beams?

Or maybe the absurdist stylings of “Waiting for Goodell”

“what the hell’s going on here?!?!”

Cults and secret societies are common tropes in ARGs of all sorts...it seems like it’s an ARG masquerading as a CRPG.

As long as we get In Bruges Colin Farrell, this show will be fine.

I kind of hate this assumption that Wiggins is just this chucker or something. He is going to be a good player defensively—the Wolves were abysmal AND decimated my injuries, so it’s almost impossible to evaluate Wiggins fairly except by scoring...but he showed in isolation that he can be a lockdown defender in the…

Jesus, where are all the indignant Massholes on this comment thread? Standards are slipping

Good name for a burner account, Mr. Simmons