proving that the dumbest people tend to be those who don’t realize how dumb they are.

The “if Willie Loman played basketball” gaze is indeed haunting...

oh my god, I just looked it up and Adam Morrison is 30. 30!!! God, I’m old.

In a way I’m really disappointed that—bear with me—Brandon Jennings going to Europe instead of college kind of fizzled out and they didn’t give him playing time. I really think that’s going to be the way to hypothetically fix it.

oh, Deadly Premonition, how I love thee

why does it seem that the first comment on every story is a slightly scolding, poorly thought out hot taek? Is that part of the algorithm?

"blue collar" is another one of those dog whistle terms

yeah I was totally thinking of Reddit as well. The "Reddit-is-inherently-racist-and-we're going-to-use misleading subscriber data" hit piece.

is there a name for the subgenre of the Gawker media hitpiece-on-rival-media-property? Doesn't matter whether it's Jezebel or Deadspin. Which is fine as far as it goes, but they mask it in the usual-grade snark while instead it's a tactical way to try to bring down a competitor.

It's thoroughly unsurprising that in the picture above 30% of them are Timberwolves from the last year or two.

Pek also has the greatest DGAF tattoo.

Sam Hinkie immediately trades him for two second round picks and the rights to The Brooklyn Knight

That retort is "scorching," good sir!

I hate to draw people to Reddit, but this is pure grade Hinkie myopia

analytics say yes!!

that, indeed, is going to make it so glorious when there's a 70% chance it crashes and burns.

"ahhh, ah tahld ya, we wah the victims ahll alahhng, nahwahn believed in aws...nomah!!"

This is like the "Hinkie antimatter".

>legions of braying, defensive commenters every time his master plan is even remotely questioned.