"Did anyone keep the receipt?! Where in God's name is that receipt??"

"Sir Alex Ferguson insists the [Carling] Cup is a pot worth winning."

Yeaaaahh, I did get a little carried away.

Steve DeBerg

Against my better judgement I opened the PDF. It's kind of a like a Highlights for Ogliarchs.

Doubly damning in that Kraft is one of the worst owners (or "owners" I guess) in the league. This is a good read and ties into some of the larger issues with the MLS http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/article/2…

Seriously, fuck "Pittsburghese". Fuck "jumbo" and fuck "slippy".

Hey slight typo we caught. It says this is filed under JELL-O. Can you correct that to SALAD? Thanks.

I don't know, (I think it was) Butchie, instead.

whoosh

Man, I know Shaun Ryder's had his problems throughout the years, but this has to be a new low.

+.420

"Hey guys, what if we do, you know, this?!" —ESPN weekly meeting

"To say it once again: today I find it an impossible tweet — badly written, clumsy and embarrassing, its images frenzied and confused, sentimental, in some places saccharine-sweet to the point of effeminacy, uneven in pace, lacking in any desire for logical purity, so sure of its convictions that it is above any…

Gregg Williams' tears.

Also, sad Browns fans are sad.

"Let me introduce myself" as a marketing slogan is right up there with, "Hey, football."

And to think, before 2014, "Schürrle is making Burnley look a lot like Brazil!" would be a high compliment.

I think it's some obscure Degrassi: The Next Generation reference.