Cozy: You take what you've learned from this life and use it in the next. That's karma.

One Hour Photo. Oh my God. I saw that in the theater. One of the most chilling and sad performances ever.

This is, quite simply, lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

#hotnewatheismtake

Looking forward to the 10K word long form piece on the Bucs website about the uniforms.

"Each one represents a quality we want in a player/leader for our team - smart, tough, dynamic, physical, character, integrity, and confusing nouns with adjectives."

um, Minneapolis has one of the largest urban Native American populations in the country.

Never forget—there's also this fine gentleman:

I never came across that app before. That...just might be the ticket. Thanks!

Wow. "Pope Frances"

the last photo from that link with the blonde and Jer holding some girl's hand is 100x more disturbing, which is really saying something.

I haven't seen a lot of love nor hate for New Belgium. I don't know maybe they're in that weird sweet spot of too big to be an upstart/too small to be one of the goliaths. Underrated/overrated? Dunno. But 1554, Shift, Summer Helles, and yes Fat Tire are all choice IMO.

ESPNStatsInfo reminds me of this:

man...the stress of both worlds, y'know??

"We know you have no business putting your hands on a spider. I don't know how many times I got to reiterate that. But as a man who was raised by spiders, see I know what I'm going to do if somebody touches an arachnoid member of my family. I know what I'm going to do, I know what my boys are going to do. I know…

fun party trick: read this out loud phonetically, numbers included, in the voice of the Swedish Chef.

Odd Months: The Jaguars Issue

It wouldn't matter anyway, because most Miami Heat fans would stop reading this about 7/8ths of the way through.

cool story, brah