Black Museum appealed to me because it showed the mindset of the people who would invent these terrible machines, either thoughtlessly for the sake of having done it, or with the thought to getting rich and cruelty-be-damned.

In Chicago, that’s practically an act of war.

Wait? What? Back up! When did this happen? Why didn’t anybody tell me about this? Somebody paid Chris Kattan to write an autobiography?! About himself?

Has the tone of online fandom made it impossible for basically any genre series to have a consensus satisfying ending, though? Too many Extremely Online fans, too many headcanons, too many hot takes - this could never end well, for the 2019 definition of ‘well’.

So you’re saying the only way to win the game of thrones is not to play? Is this whole thing just a Wargames prequel?

Real easte agent furiously scribbles “Enhanced BBQ Aroma.”

Drogon 50 to 1 odds is way too good not to take. That dragon is dying along with its master

I’m already setting up my petition to rewrite the rewrite of the yet-to-be-aired finale!

His only weaknesses are his insatiable appetite for hot pockets and benzoyl peroxide.

Yeah, no fucking shit. So if anybody would like to sign my “entitled fan-babies should shut the fuck up and make their own art” petition that would be great.

Man, I stopped playing Dungeons & Dragons with Derek years ago. His DMPC was the worst. 

This fan-written version will surely feature the new character Derek from the Kingdom of Suburban Cleveland who’ll use his sword, Foekiller The Awesome, to kill the 5,000 wights, the Night King, and Cersei, and will end up on the Iron Throne, and will have a giant dick and that’ll show that prissy diva MacKenzie what…

I genuinely think all that you needed was 1 more episode that was primarily Dany at Dragonstone and Cersei refusing to see how much of a threat she was. That would build in all of the logic behind their choices. Just seeing Dany as she refuses to sleep and eat, as Varys seemingly tries to poison her, as her paranoia,…

They’ll have Leia destroy Alderaan 

I named my pughuahua Danerys, and it actually fits better now. She’s the sweetest dog ever, except for the five minutes a day when she goes absolutely bananas and barks at the doorbell and then tears the crap out of a squeaky toy.

I don’t think there’s been a steady change, I think it’s been consistent as part of her character. What’s changed is her level of power and the advisors that she’s had around her. I also agree there could have been some more work done on this front, but there’s been plenty of predictions that this would happen going…

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

“When my dragons are grown we will take back what was stolen from me. We will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground.”