I never thought that tall, weird guy on Girls would become one of my favorite actors, yet here we are.

I’m sure the millions of dollars in annual revenue from royalties and the licensing of his work and image are utterly immaterial to the Jackson estate’s vociferous defense of him and demonization of his accusers.

The producers of Red Sonya have chosen a mighty poor hill to die on.  Actually it’s more like a pit and they’re completely surrounded.

There’s probably a whole bunch of lawyers in Hollywood that have experience taking care of these things for rich folks with connections.

This exactly. There was so much outcry when Dark Knight wasn’t nominated that they literally changed the category to allow for a more representative group of nominees. Black Panther was absolutely one of the 10 best movies of the year and deserves to be here. 

The complaints about Black Panther are right on time I see. Every other year people are crying that superhero movies should be acknowledged by the Oscars, I wonder why this one is an exception?

At the very least Toni Collette deserved a Best Actress nomination.

Hereditary was going to get nominated for an Academy Award, but on the way there the Oscar stuck its head out the car window and, well, you know.

They wore all black at a formal event? I mean, the sentiment is nice, but that’s not exactly going to stand out. They should have all worn..puce...or eggplant...or taupe.  Not going to take down the patriarchy phoning it in like this, guys.  

I can’t help thinking that the only real winner in this story is whoever decided to up the tweet limit from 140 characters to 280.

“maybe this will be better”

Get your pitchforks and torches! Don’t let him get away!

It was a very dark time in my life

Hey everybody, we found the one guy who saw the last Pirates movie!

The last Pirates movie literally used the trident of Poseidon to undo every single curse of the ocean. They ran out of ideas for those fucking movies after the third one. It’s best to just not make any more even without Depp. Regardless of that, he's a massive shithead

Ambitious brand of terrible is my favorite brand of terrible. Much easier to accept than lazy terrible. At least it shows effort is being made. 

Recently watched The Invitation and loved it, especially its creepy depiction of a certain stratus of Californian, so the grittier focus here is interesting.

That’s why when I stalk celebrities, I always wear a black ski mask.  

Oliver and a Couple of Friends Over to Play D&D Maybe

3 Dalmatians: Vet Bill Massacre