It’s true, but unfortunately it’s not a by choice. Her cat just really hates her and ships her to Abu Dhabi while she's sleeping.

Too bad it’s gonna be so hard to find it in theatres, especially if you don’t live in a major city...

So you’re saying they’ll replace him with Don Cheadle and not comment on the change?

$5 says the MCU uses a CGI Stan in at least one movie before public objections make them stop.

One is a tense, gripping, nightmare-inducing exploration of the exploitation of children in service to pure evil and the other is Hereditary.

There’s about 50 million households that just found their babysitter for the next 10 years.

Good list, but you forgot the most important one.

Emmanuelle 9: Emmanuelle in The Ozarks

As much as this sounds interesting, it doesn’t.

I was gonna say he looked like Darth Vader fucked the Michelin tire man while giving a Dalek the reacharound, but okay.

He looks like Darth Vader fucked a Dalek.

The killer is....

From the initial report from AP I read when the sentence came down he’s going to be in prison while the appeal works its way through the system - no bail.

Yep, he was remanded to prison at the end of the hearing.

I’m fine with the sentence because for a sociopathic narcissist like Cosby, he’s already getting his greatest punishment: he’s lost control of his life, and has had his carefully constructed image utterly torn to bits.  His legacy is ruined, and he’s going to die knowing he’s despised, his life’s work utterly…

Is he really going to jail? I feel like he’s suddenly going to fall gravely ill and will have to remain under medical care in his home. If he does make it to jail they should give him a jumpsuit with the same sweater designs from his show.

I really like Gaga without the heavy makeup and dyed hair and all. She’s a natural beauty.

Happytime Murders was a bomb coming for a long time. Every time I saw the preview, no matter what demographic it was playing to, was met with stoney, almost angry, silence.

Of course Fallon knows who Lebron James is.

Actually it’s one culture. The Berbers: