How about more filmmakers doing Altman doing Bunuel. I DEMAND people sitting on toilets in a dining room talking in dense, overlapping dialog!

Those are some big shoes to fill.

No, just Christopher Walken, who shook hands with Wagner, and saw a horrific vision of what he might do as a 90 year old, and decided to stop him now.

This would explain that one episode of Hart to Hart where he tries to kill Stefanie Powers with a boat.

I think it’s more likely—if Wagner really had anything to do with it—that they got into a fight and she either fell accidentally, or he got physical with her and sent her over, probably unintentionally. He then got scared and covered it up.

I feel like this is a case of occam’s razor. They were probably drinking and she fell off a boat. What would be his motive for something like this? 

Slightly yeah about that one bit, but that didn’t fix the rest of my issues with it unfortunately.

Her scars didn’t become gills.  She died.  Richard Jenkins imagines a happier ending for her.  Feel better now?

I didn’t enjoy The Shape of Water much at all. I can appreciate the aesthetics and even all of the individual characters, but I thought the central romance was poorly executed to the extent that it poisoned my feelings towards Eliza whom I loved at the beginning. But the fishman never progressed beyond Koko the…

Well I had already thought it plagarized E.T., The Iron Giant, Creature From the Black Lagoon and Splash. It literally has the same exact final scene as Splash. The movie wasn’t very original to begin with. All it added to the equation was sex. The film is gorgeous to look at though, and the performances are uniformly…

He was great in ‘Runaway Train’; more than held his own with Jon Voight.

“This is one savior you DON’T want to cross.” 

Passion of the Christ 2: Back in the Habit

The Christ 2: Judgment Day

I hope that in all our eagerness to demonstrate how righteous we are, we now stop to consider the very real and tragic consequences of our vitriol.

Where nothing could possibl-y go wrong!

Whew.

I could never vote for Oprah anyhow. She’s got too disturbing a history of weaponizing bees.

The Florida Project not earning a Best Picture nomination strikes me as the biggest snub of the year, especially considering that the list didn’t even hit 10.

I don’t think enough people truly appreciate how terrible The Counselor really was. It was awful, and it sounds like it should have been something that was so bad it’s good, but really it was just terrible.