The greatest trick Ridley ever played was convincing us he’d never existed. And like that <puff> he was gone.

Either the Golden Globe or an American Music Award without question. The Golden Globe is as heavy as any other award statue and has the added benefit of large, seemingly sharp points. The American Music Award is a giant pointy glass cone. Either one of those would do the most damage I’d think.

So much for that Hugs Not Drugs campaign

That’s how he chooses to identify. Show a little sensitivity, for Christ’s sake.

It’s possible that Dylan says inappropriate things all of the time and no one understands what he’s saying.

He needs 6 months off to reconsider that shirt and tie........

Oh please. Nobody’s gonna be surprised by the Easter Bunny. It’s been an open secret in the holiday mascot industry for decades.

By next week, Lin-Manuel Miranda, the ghost of Mr. Rogers, and the Easter Bunny will all have been revealed to be sexual predators. 

“As the father of daughters...” - This is someone who needs to report to the corner for a game of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself. Aside from the fact your daughters have nothing to do with behaving like an actual human being I think anyone who starts a comment with “As a” or “As the” is fixin’ to get their pretension on. As…

While I have no recollection of these supposed claims of repeatedly telling MANIMAL he’s an idiot, I do now realize that my actions might be construed as hurtful. However, MANIMAL is a chode and I hope he is mauled to death by a pack of rabid badgers. Please respect the privacy of me and my family as we secretly plot…

I have accidentally had his PBS show on a few times and heard him interrupt guests to make a point that the guest was in the middle of making themselves It was so obvious that he wasn’t listening to them.

I think we’ve now answered John Oliver’s “What The Fuck Is Going On At CBS This Morning”

What a shock, considering the interplay between the hosts on that morning show he’s on.

That Bring It On tweet is amazing, probably the funniest tweet by a Republican politician ever.

I got throw out of a mall when I was 17 for throwing empty beer cans into a fountain. And was told to never come back.

Nah, they’ll retain faith in Hannity while believing that he is the unfortunate victim of a Clinton/Soros/Antifa conspiracy to distract from Pizzagate.

Has Sean’s neck always been the exact width of his head? He looks like he’s morphing into an Otter Pops character.

24 hours?!!?

Cesar Millan hits a new low, now reduced to commenting at The AVC

I agree that VOD purgatory seems like a fitting punishment. However, that seems like a disservice to all the non-rapey movie producers/directors/etc. whose only crime was mediocrity. What if we just let a really shitty editing staff re-cut the movie? Are the guys responsible for Suicide Squad free?