All HR is like that, some just hide it better. They’re there to hire you, make sure nothing happens to you that will allow you to sue the company, and fire you.

Makes fighting fictional monsters worse?

You mean every single job ever.

“just don’t reward the predatory parts of it that ask for additional money.”

This is so messed up. It’s now just enough to point a finger at someone and say they sexually harassed you and your life is gone. No proof, no trial, nothing. Just say they sexually harassed you and you are automatically found guilty.

Nah. Poor taste would be if the man hit the woman which would cause Conan to be raked over the coals and require an apology tour.

It’s my favorite of the big chains and, with coupons, it’s cheaper than any of the tastier local places. So, whatever.

An elderly Jewish woman wins the state lottery, $100 million. And during her press conference, she says she intends to give most of it away. “$40 million to B’nai B’rith, $30 million to Hadassah, and $10 million to the Nazi party in Germany.” The reporters can’t believe what they just heard. One asks, “Did you say…

Eh, I like Papa John’s pizza, especially some of their specialty pizzas like the cheeseburger one or the Philly cheesesteak - the ones they only offer when they feel like it for some reason, like they’re made out of McRibs or something. I used to order it practically once a week. I stopped a while back - sparing…

Spoiler Alert: You can dislike something you’ve owned.

There’s still room in that graveyard for all the VR headsets.

Title: Why you shouldn’t buy the iPhone X at launch...

I hope you agree that a woman shouldn’t put her hands on a man either then. People shouldn’t think it’s okay for a woman to think it’s fine to slap a man for not acknowledging her. I speak from personal experience. A woman asked me to buy her a drink, and I said no. She tried to insult me, as I walked away, then ran…

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

You’re seriously going to appropriate dysgraphia as a cop out?

You’re a grown person. Stop using ‘teh’. You bring dishonor to your family.

Im sure the dozens of fans are super happy

I’d buy that.

I’ve always preferred the look of the American SNES, so no thank you.

Is this the same Switch that can get nasty scratches on the face simply from being inserted and removed from the official docking station?