This is my Tiger Woods take. And you’re free to shit all over it, but I stand by it.
Tiger’s downfall was getting married. As soon as that engagement was announced, Derek Jeter should have had a goddamn intervention for him.
Tiger was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time and racking up majors at similarly steady…

Please note: Australia does not have HOAs. In fact, most of the world does not have HOAs. We’re not that stupid.

Wouldn’t it be just better to buy the 2 adjacent parking spots instead of building this stupid contraption?

I like ottomans too - but I suspect, much like my ottoman, yours doesn’t have the equivalent of a grenade sitting under the cushion.

That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my 40 years of existence.

I have no sympathy for people who still don’t wear seat belts. It makes absolutely no sense to me.

This is one of my worst fears, and exactly why I’ll pull the car over if anyone tries putting their feet on my dash - or nag the fuck out of anyone who does if I’m not driving.

Dude, Presidio Terrace is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay above a “upper-middle class neighborhood.” But yeah, Gawker network sucks.

Upper middle class? Have you priced Bay Area real estate lately?

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

No. My God no.

It isn’t, he doesn’t take frontal area into account, which makes the entire thing a bit useless...

You also suck at aerodynamics because all you did was look at the Cd and totally ignored frontal area. Drag has two components. Cd is one, frontal area is the other.

Applaud people that beat cyclists? Jesus.

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

Shock level 0/10

As the owner of a Volvo wagon and a Volvo sedan, driving over the same roads in the same conditions, my wagon needs the wiper, and my sedan doesn’t. I’ve never run into a situation where I’ve not been able to see out of my rear glass in the sedan, even in a blizzard, due to dirt/dust/debris/water droplet presence.…

I mean, yeah. There were only a little over 21 MILLION Volkswagen Beetles made.

Standards, then, have risen in the fleet of hairdresser's coupes.