I might be in the minority, but the original theatrical release (with the voiceover!) is still my favorite cut.

As much as I’ve despised the man professionally, whenever I see him now my heart just aches for him. I can’t even get riled up any longer. He’s gone. It’s over. So let’s just get back to the business of mocking the idiocy of Warner Brothers execs.

I recall that theory vividly, an that Obi-Wan was in fact a clone as well. Man, the time I spent pondering that single sentence as a kid. One of the best parts of ANH is just how much framework is established in a few sentences.

He died around the same time as your father.

I’m reminded of pre-Internet speculators’ theory that the Clone Wars were fought by clones of Jedi. The theory held that there was Obi-Wan, Obi-Two, Obi-Three... Ridiculous, but those were fun times.

I don’t think he even exists anymore..

That wizard is just a crazy old man!

I beg your pardon, sir, but do you know what they’re talking about?

OBI WAN Kenobi? I wonder if they mean Old Ben....

A few are intended to be glorified cameos, but each actor is having so much fun on this roller coaster ride that I wanted more. The movie just doesn’t have time.

Other “Central” bonuses against the Tigers with 1 out to go:

You take your two-out double and go to hell.

As an aside, ninth grade, Mary Katherine O’Laughlin - also wearing white socks, rebuffed my attempt at third base...

As a Lions fan I cannot star this enough. :(

I’m sure he’ll go on FOX News and claim he’s getting death threats, and they’ll defend his right to “free speech” and “his own ideas”. He’ll run for mayor in his small town after campaigning with TV ads focusing on 2nd Amendment Rights, using an automatic machine gun to blast photographs of his opponents to…

I regret that I have but one star to give this.

The Lions have announced that if he is caught in the stadium again, a second offense will result in Detroit Lions season tickets.

I never thought we’d be here, but, congratulations to the Detroit Lions on making a smart personnel move.

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