I'm going with the fleshlight. ;-)

@Clixx13: this is meant to protect from overzealous rent-a-cops and police officers who fail to have even a rudimentary understanding of the law and court precedents.

It's worth noting that the iPhone doesn't suffer from this problem. ;-)

@anoteoftruth: He just laughed his ass off and said "Nice work." :-D

@SQLGuru: no, I work for a Democratic political technology firm.

@scottlandk: we did that to one of our IT guys, but the operation was much more sophisticated than this one. My coworkers even took apart his keyboard and foiled each and every one of his keys. They even foiled all of the various cords. It was fairly ridiculous. We don't do things half assed at my company. ;-)

@ThreeOneFive: Amen to that. I did like The Fountainhead, but Rand's politics are fucking crazy and her books should not in any way be taken as anything other than entertainment.

@w1llk - Undoubtedly Cookies: Nice!

@Andrew from FabulousSavings: What I'd probably do is lay down on the floor and look through it. That's gotta be spectacular. In the Gateway Arch in St Louis, you can lean up into the windows and look down through the arch below you since the windows are slanted. That's a pretty wicked experience.

I would kill to try that.

@PN - goopplesoft: ROFL

@38thsignal: Amen to that. :-(

@jdale: Seriously!

My friend got an iPhone 4 and playing with it last night, I did notice a big difference. The bars went from four all the way down to one or two pretty quickly. As soon as you move your hand the bars shoot back up.

@Snow leopard: NICE! Well done, sir. ;-)

@seven5suited: Nice!

@KryptonZero: LOL - I had one friend that I knew online for ten years before I met him for the first time in person. He lives in Mexico City, but we met through a 3D graphics forum way back in the day and became very close friends.

@theweakend: That's probably all you'd want for a novelty like this. A special DJ mix on the vinyl, and the full album on the flip side.

@KryptonZero: I've got a ton of vinyl (Thievery Corporation, Air, Moby, Blue Sky Black Death, and others). Makes for great parties - there's nothing quite like spinning real records on a pair of turntables. Unfortunately, those turntables went with my roommate when he moved to Vancouver. :-(

@Nomar1245: You should definitely get the new iPhone, then. Even the 3GS was strikingly faster than the 3G. My boyfriend got the 3G and I got the 3GS, so it was a pretty interesting comparison having them side by side and seeing the difference like that. The new iPhone should be even faster than that. I myself am…