This is what PWNAGE is for. Let the hacktivation begin!

Got a Windows app for this?

Sadly not in 1.1.4. Where's PWNAGE already, dev team?

Dipshits need a better web server. To all you geeks out there: if you create something this cool, don't you dare even THINK about putting it on shared hosting!

Half the damned links are broken.

My dad has some pretty good stories along similar lines - one getting him out of an erroneous parking ticket in Chicago (the car description didn't even match!) and another making life hell for a DMV employee who was rude to him. It really can pay off sometimes, though I'll admit to being too lazy to do it myself.…

@XanderCrews: Was this jeweler by any chance an extra in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?

As a professional web design, I can't say I have much respect for people who use templates for anything other than a blog or MySpace page. To make matters worse, most of those aren't even good. You want to see good template design, try one of these sites:

@Monty: I really do have to give Bush a little credit for how he handled that fall, though. As funny as it would have been to see him with a broken nose, he did managed to do quite a bit better than the girl in the video up-thread.

I build web sites using Drupal and prefer to host my photos on Flickr and use their API to pull them into Drupal. That way, Flickr deals with the disk space issues and provides a large networked community, while I can still easily control the appearance of the photos on my sites.

BTW, I'm a web designer and have been using that for years. Extremely useful.

I use one called FontGlancer:

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My boyfriend already does that. ;-)

Meh. Wake me up when the iPhone app is release.

These programs are a total scam. I'm amazed LifeHacker fell for it.

@Anonymous Lobbyist: Ah, so you're blind then? :-P

Oh, if only he actually was. It'd make my day. ;-)

You know what really annoys me about that photo? The schmucks took over the pool table. Nothing more annoying that going to a bar to get both your vote and your pool (not to mention your drink) on, only to find the pool table's closed. :-(