Love this IDGAF version of Fed. Posting these types of tweets knowing he has to play him next match.

I went over to watch Roger instead. Even Roger knows I should have been watching the other guy.

James Madison was favored at East Carolina.

These days, those lines are a lot more common anyway. The good IAA teams (Howard isn’t, or at least wasn’t thought to be one) don’t get a ridiculous number of points from decent 1A programs. I think North Dakota State was favored at least once or twice in their string of wins over 1A teams.

This is correct. And the final season of The Office is way worse than the first season of Parks and Rec.

I agree with you, but it’s not an unimpeachable opinion. Parks was at it’s worst in seasons 1 and 2, not to mention it completely ripped off the faux documentary style from The Office. I think 30 Rock is the true underrated show of that era.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

It is going to take another six, eight years for the media to realize that video coverage is often inefficient, and there should be a text transcript for 80% of it. If it can be told in text, tell it in text, because text is speed variable, less intrusive, and inexpensive for density.

I know this is going to be controversial, but I don’t think that Jared Leto was a good Joker. Further, I think he was a bad Joker.

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

You save the bag clips from a few previous bags, so that you always have a few available for those situations where some diabolical monstrosity uses one of those pieces of “reusable” sticky tape.

Well, it appears I’m way off the spectrum.

More “morally ambiguous” than desert-killin’ Batman and neck-snappin’ Superman? Good luck! 

No, this means the market wasn’t any better for Kyrie than what they already had on the table. It’s chess not checkers chief.

I live in Cleveland. I never miss a game. It’s like how people said they’d never call it Progressive Field instead of the Jake and never call it The Q instead of Gund Arena. But they do now cuz it’s not a big deal. It’s dumb people refusing to change with the times and admit they’re wrong. One of them just happens to…

I stopped. It’s easy.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

One of the saddest things about all this is that people have already forgotten how great Wright was. From 2006 - 2009, he may have been the second best player in the NL (he should have won the MVP in ‘07). He was never quite the same after Matt Cain hit him in the head with a fastball in ‘09, but he went from “on…

The President is obviously a kind, compassionate, and forgiving man.

I don’t think there would have been immediate embarrassment on the stage, and predictions of apologies, if this was no big deal. It’s clearly not true that everyone understood this to be a harmless comment.