the Nationals’ bullpen took over to close things out for the 1-0 victory.

Maybe if it was explained to Lil’ Duval and everyone else this way they’d get it: punch up (or at least sideways) and not down. Trans folks are maybe the most hated, powerless minority in the country right now and they’re literally dying as a result. And btw, Trans folks are looked down on even within the gay…

I assume Gamer Tech Events will follow through on their promise to guarantee their investors an extra hour in the ball pit?

Quit making this about Stephen A. Smith! I don’t think anyone said anything about Stephen A. Smith. Why does Stephen A. Smith always have his name brought up in these stories? Stephen A. Smith wasn’t even - quote - in this video - end quote - and somehow this comment is tying him to the story!

Do you feel like this was your best effort? I think you’re better than that. No stars.

Because this is the daily celebrity gossip article? Just a guess.

This was a 0.8 Tyson turning on HBK and DX at WM14

Do you also rank sections of the Sistine Chapel? This shit’s a fucking masterpiece, top to bottom, and can only be appreciated as a whole. And also, you missed this:

Addendum: This is the White House communications director who refers to himself in the third person.

Because sometimes when a deadstocked piece of unlicensed My Cousin Vinny merchandise and an drunkass garter snake love each over very much...

This was quite a solid coke-rant. I’ll bet he didn’t pause to take a breath the entire time.

The NY Times printed all the quotes uncensored and it is glorious.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

This is the White House communications director

This is wrong. They will always be the Washington Expos (until they move back to Montreal).

With all due respect, can we stop with this “changing the narrative” shit? Healthcare, Russian collusion, and everything else isn’t going anywhere. Other stories regarding this administration’s stupidity might be “trending” (ugh) certain days and times, but that doesn’t mean that we’ve forgotten everything else that’s…

He’s right. The Pacers are dumb. They weren’t even smart enough to have the best player of his generation be born near their city.

He has no point. He just wants her in a controlled environment (i.e. his own show). Also, she didn’t “write a horseshit columnn.” She wrote a feature using words that came out of Minihane’s own mouth and presented it in the context of the Red Sox’s long history of marginalizing large swaths of the city. This wasn’t…

Also, Lady Mormont made the same exact objection in that council. But no one minds that.

It’s interesting how many people only seemed to like or tolerate Sansa when she was a captive or a pawn or being viciously abused. Now that she’s gaining agency and has opinions on how things should be done based on her experiences, people are back to hating on her. Equating her to annoying, naive season 1 Sansa is…