Oh snookums

See, to me, your inability to recognise that the elliptical patterns of Awakens was a meditation and critique on the role that Star Wars has played in pop culture over the last forty suggests that you are a fucking moron who deserves to live a life bereft of joy.

You are offering up a particularly mindless type of moral cowardice, you fucking moron.

Of all the possible combinations of words in the English language, you chose this paean to your own inanity.

You are ignoring the most obvious problem with these Heat: the loss of pretty solid D-League success story from last year Rodney McGruder.

A person has about the same chance as winning a lotto than having the NFL raise them out of poverty, you absurd moron.

You really are a moral coward.

You know nothing about this subject and the questions you are asking serve only to expand your ignorance, not challenge it.

You know, except literally holding it up as a justification and using said fig leaf justification as a lever to whine about Deadspin not also providing same said justification.

For sure. Similarly, Durant has played a way more aesthetically pleasing game since joining the Warriors and the focus on blocks is a big contributor.

Mmm, what a delicious blend of utterly moronic and unbearably pompous.

Dan, your TOTALLY VALID concerns would easily be solved by you with simply one gun and one bullet. Take charge and help make the world a better place!

Sad, sick fuck: as shitty as this article is, you transparently only care about this domestic violence because it gives you a lever to talk shit about a website you frequent.

What an truly inane and self-aggrandising take. Yes, you precious moron, only you could determine the intent of the article. Everyone who notes that there is a idiotic and over-filled genre of trying to understand white racists by demonstrating how similarly they live to the average white middle class American that…

You are either entirely disengenuous, willfully ignorant, or simply a fucking moron. In none of these cases do you have a single goddamn thought worth publishing on this issue and you should learn to shut your fucking gob.

This is someone in senior management who has been coddled by the management structure. Get the fuck out of here with your inane parsing in order to salvage the innocence of comics you like, you fucking buffoon.

You care about the hypothetical rights of fictional men more than the actual rights of women, moral coward.

What a heaping pile of shit of a comment.

You are a mewling liar and will never experience joy.

But don’t you see! He theoretically faced consequences (but never actually suffered) that it seems he deserved!