Oh snookums, truly life has become a tragedy victimising you.

The AEI is a terrible source and you should feel bad for using it,

This is ahistorical nonsense and you should feel ashamed to drag it out.

Call me a Nutt, but is the best part of docking when you jizz all over each other’s cocks, issuing a Rebel yell in unison as time seems to Freeze as cords of hot cum don’t Ole Miss landing all over your fuck buddy’s balls, or what?

Couple of quick questions: 1) are you aware that removal from office after an impeachment requires a two-thirds vote of the Senate and 2) Republicans do not have anything close to a two-thirds majority in the Senate?

You are literally insane if you think I am going to read that insanely pompous failed NY Times oped. Further replies will be dismissed simply because I think that it will annoy you that I am not treating you with the batshit seriousness that you bestow yourself. FOAD.

What does your boss think about the term “SJWs”? Because you are super willing to buddy up with folks who think it is not at all an embarrassing thing to say so long as you think they will fight your battles for you.

Snowflake, you have to accept that when you communicate your (idiotic) thoughts in a public place, people may say that they disagree with you and that you can’t just respond with combo “SHUT UP SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE/I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?”.

So you do understand yourself to be whiny, but lack the strength of character to stop your mewling about the mean ol SJWs?

You are projecting your own idiocy into the world. Shockingly, people are actually able to engage in forms of parallel thinking and clusters of ideas are joined into coherent ideologies.

Pobrecito, the latter adverb is applied to the adjective, the former to the other adverb. You are inappropriately smug (demonstrated again right here) to a comical degree. While ungainly, it is a grammatically correct usage. Were you unaware that adverbs have that versatility?

? No?

Yes, but I am pretty positive you are not the only comically inappropriately smug one, dumb dumb.

Oh, I am sorry, I was joking. Why would I want to be around more than one person like you?

One final plea for someone else to do what you cannot. You hapless fuck.

Oh my, a real life comms director! So, you draft shitty form letters for interns and unread press releases to disinterested low level reporters?

Why would I stand in the way for your desperate search for external validation?

Tell me your boss’ favourite rape joke. You clearly are SUPER close and important to her and I imagine she also is real mad at the PC police for daring to respond to a shitty late night host’s dribbling shit with anything other than laughter.

Oh wow, you are an LA? Nah, probably just an intern.

Yes, I am truly shamed that someone desperately went through my internet comment history because they Need To Win On The Internet! Oh no! Apparently I am mean on the Internet!