No one should ever be allowed to express a negative response to a joke because comedians are pathetic cowards and must be protected at all costs! They are the world’s truth tellers!

Oh snookums, it is so hard when you aren’t allowed to babble any possible joke that pops into your head. You know who else besides communication has to grapple with the moral dimensions of communication and the possible consequences of the marketplace of ideas? Literally everyone. Sorry that the world is too…

Can I come to your next family funeral and start cracking jokes about how much better death would be then spending another moment on life with you?

Seriously, how fucking idiotic are you that you are incapable of understanding context or content?

Fucking moral coward. Sorry that not all jokes are treated equally. It is more like the word defines a format, not the content, and so you have to actually think for a fucking second about discussing them.

A “positive manner”.

How does a guy who basically types the dumbest fucking take then hits post on it not immediately realise how absolutely pig fucking ignorant what he wrote was and then kill themselves out of shame?

He helped his team buy into a completely new offensive system last year from a coach who has sometimes had problems getting people on board, increasing his offensive versatility, defensive effort, and engagement with the media for a team that won 14 more games than the year before.

Oh meanie! Your life sounds amazing! You have taught me the error of my ways and I will continue to pray that you survive your suicide attempt in order to more fully enjoy the cancer that kills you.

Harsh! Seriously though, life insurance doesn’t pay off for suicides, so do your family one favour and drive off a bridge when you inevitably make the decision to flee an existence that you know you have frittered away.

The territoriality you exhibit here is a little bizarre given that no one on earth really wants to be near you because they don’t want to feel bad when you inevitably kill yourself.

Regina is not in Alberta.

That is because your grandpa is as shitty as you.

Kill yourself.

Yeah, I bet his career is now over. You should really nail yourself to a cross because no one is going to let you near Momoa with beams and nails, you fucking whiny shit.

Snookum, thank god you are here to decide to moralise about someone’s domestic decision. I bet if it weren’t for your SUPER-NECESSARY interjection here, the person you are responding to flightly feminine instincts would cause her to destroy her family and victimise her husband!

You don’t know what the fuck you are talking about and you are using your ignorance as a reason to disengenuous try and demonstrate your moral superiority to a corpse.

You really seem like a true piece of shit.

No. Any reasonable look at history suggests that it probably won’t, particularly in your life-time. Rest and self-care are not impediments in the war within our species with self-destruction. They are the surest tools to help you further your struggle.

Snookums. Fuck off and die.