Do you need to squish a turd between your toes to recognise how unpleasant it is?

Obviously. There is good money in nuclear waste disposal and why would I ever live in an investment property.

Your apathy is a poor substitute for a personality.

It is a methy desert rat shithole filled with racist homophobes and I hope it collectively knows nothing but despair.

I care about you nicrunner i care so much i want to feed you like a baby bird the venom that drips from my teeth i care so much i want to see your eyes and you dies.

.... if the reader is some kind of moron that can’t distinguish between unlike things.

Carlos, you have a very mediocre understanding of the world around you.

Maybe because the original is pretty openly misogynistic!

It honestly seems that you should have someone in person reading and explaining them to you.

No shit. You seem really disingenuous for some reason! 

That and also because it is a completely, completely different set of circumstances and connecting them trivialises appropriation, you disengenuous fuck.

She was listed, she didn’t claim the position. She mentioned what she thought was her ancestry and the department used it to boost their pathetic diversity record.

So here is your fucking cookie for not hypothetically doing a monstrous thing.

It is like you get the lightest possible experience with prejudice and rather than focusing on what that might mean for people who actually suffer systemic oppression, you manage to make yourself a martyr.

Paul is actually a pretty low usage point guard. Look it up.

This is the most desperate thing I’ve ever read.

Chris Paul is the best player you will ever see in a Clippers jersey. It probably won’t be close. He has the top six Clippers seasons by WP/48 and by BPM.

Kill your parents and teachers for the abusive neglect of not teaching you what paragraphs are.

You worship the accoutrements of success rather than success itself. No one would ever read a book about your life. Die in a more interesting way than you have lived.

This is a very, very silly take coming from a very sad place.