Your defensiveness over this akes even the word ‘pathetic’ seem insufficient. This matters to you because you don’t. You are demonstrating the most awkward and embarrassing manner to tell the world - which holy fuck, did not ask and does not care - that you have turned your problem with chronic masturbation into your…

You truly are a porn warrior in the super meaningful fight for headline accuracy, baby hands.

Kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

You don’t understand: we all hope that the fighting you did in football will eventually cause you to blow your brains out.

Why should Crosby care? He won’t remember this in ten years. He might even murder himself because of his broken brain by that point. His family all unsurprised, seeing the depression and pain that comes with CTE. They might even find relief when finding his corpse.

Oh my goodness, you know what I am but what are you? You are some form of rubbber and I glue?

What a self-serving, solipsistic way of viewing the world. If nothing matters than who cares that you don’t? Kill your empty life with fire and lay in the ashes.

You are insanely defensive about inane shit and eventually it will rot you from the inside.

That you thought this important enough to say suggests strongly that you are not important enough to say anything.

As a fan of baseball this is all spilled molestation milk i mean im sure the molested child is totally over her two years of sexual abuse so baseballbaseballbaseballbaseballlllll

Oh my goodness, you are such a good person here is some attention because you are such a good person

Oh my goodness, you are such a good person here is some attention because you are such a good person

Oh my goodness, you are such a good person here is some attention because you are such a good person

You have fucking idiotic expectations of the world and thus I revel in your whiny disappointment.

Do you have other mental illnesses you wish to share with strangers for attention, little dancing monkey?

Then kidnap her, psychotic concern troll.

The record ratings of these Finals are another reminder of your insignificance.

You would say that because you have cancer of the ego and it is pumping shit out of your mouth at furious volumes.

Get cancer and die.