So what you are saying is that you are a boring and shitty person who has dumb ideas about comedy? No one has ever been enriched by a single thing you have ever said. If I was in your orbit I would kill myself and pin the death on you, you fucking twit.

There is no fairness in this world. Escape it if that is what you seek because only the dead remain just.

If you honestly believe this, you live in a tiny box of your own making and no one ever loved you enough to poke air holes.

Your ignorance of state and federal law makes you useless to the cause.

Beat me to this.

Note though that as he shifts into more of a four, his position adjusted wins produced per 48 has actually climbed this year. That suggests a longer window of being valuable.

You are worth nothing. The people like you are worth nothing. Your attention is worth nothing. Stealing it from you is charity because it means that you will spend less time paying attention to things that matter.

You should murder your father. He gave you a really fucking idiotic idea of what being a man is.

Jesus Christ, you are just as desperate for attention as Ball, but you don’t even have children with talent to exploit.

This is the inane vehicle by which nothing gets done.

If it doesn’t, will you admit that this is a hyper-defensive pissy little prediction to make?

Apparently whatever shithole you came from didn’t teach you, specifically, geography. I say you, specifically, so as to not stereotype the people who grew up around you and don’t suffer from your fucking idiocy.

Again, you have truly terrible opinions about things. Kill the parents that failed you so.

You have terrible opinions and they will never be needed.

Your cynicism doesn’t mask your mediocrity or your clear desperation for people to pay attention to how clever and calm you find yourself.

And yet there would be literally none if you shot yourself to dea. Not a goddamned single tear.

One day (soon, one would hope), while lying in bed dying of cancer, you will look back on your comment here with wholly unearned smug pride. You will not recognise how hollow this feeling is, because that hollowness has been an essential part of you down to your DNA.

Who the fuck do you think you are that you are entitled to anything more than that? You are a fucking asshole.

Yeah, most MMA fans (including myself) would definitely call that a late stoppage.

You are living your life poorly.