You should murder your father. He gave you a really fucking idiotic idea of what being a man is.

Oh snookums, you are moist like fungi I hope you die i hope you die

Jesus Christ, you are just as desperate for attention as Ball, but you don’t even have children with talent to exploit.

This is the inane vehicle by which nothing gets done.

If it doesn’t, will you admit that this is a hyper-defensive pissy little prediction to make?

Apparently whatever shithole you came from didn’t teach you, specifically, geography. I say you, specifically, so as to not stereotype the people who grew up around you and don’t suffer from your fucking idiocy.

Again, you have truly terrible opinions about things. Kill the parents that failed you so.

You have terrible opinions and they will never be needed.

Your cynicism doesn’t mask your mediocrity or your clear desperation for people to pay attention to how clever and calm you find yourself.

And yet there would be literally none if you shot yourself to dea. Not a goddamned single tear.

One day (soon, one would hope), while lying in bed dying of cancer, you will look back on your comment here with wholly unearned smug pride. You will not recognise how hollow this feeling is, because that hollowness has been an essential part of you down to your DNA.

Who the fuck do you think you are that you are entitled to anything more than that? You are a fucking asshole.

“you’re”

Counter with your suicide note or get dismissed, unnecessary dolt.

Why would I possibly care? You have a really insane view of your place in the world.

Oh sweet, sweet moron: you are nice to me because I am worth human dignity and respect. You naturally feel it.

Huh, I wonder philosophy programs around the country have problems with sexual harassment?

You have “I know you are but what am I?” confused for wit. Honestly, you are human cancer.

No one has ever cared about you. Jesus fucking christ, attention-thirsty doof.

Of course you don’t think you are the target. That would mean you would be facing consequences for your actions dumb-dumb.