Golden State has the saddest critics in the world.

He looks really happy, like if he just found out you had cancer.

But Oklahoma is the worst state in a union - Texas without the charm, a place so shitty that people were sent there as part of a largely successful attempt at genocide - and everyone with even the tiniest bit of sense and agency should leave.

You mean people are using their free speech to criticise yours? Truly you are a victim, histrionic coward.

Like for instance, you use a tragedy to be a hyper-defensive piece of shit, making a pathetic exhibition of your moral cowardice (and overweening lack of a sense of humour).

Oh snookums, sorry that people aren’t given as many free passes for being shitty. I can see how that is personly threatening for you.

You are demonstrating extremely low understanding of how census divisions in Ontario work. Mississauga is in Peel, which has 1.2 mil people.

It is brave of you to never consider the remote possibility that you are especially shitty.

Drown yourself in a vat of your own tears, histrionic apologist for the shittiest elements of our society.

No one will ever give a fuck about a single word you say, sanctimonious fuck. If/when you have children, your delinquency would give them a better chance than subjecting them to the child abuse that is/would be your presence.

Bill Maher is literally brain damaged. If you find him saying something you consider sage, fucking kill yourself.

Oh for fuck’s sake. You equate you receiving criticism on the internet to a national shitshow. You are one histrionic motherfuck, huh?

What the fuck happened to you that made you choose to have hyper-defensiveness be your sole defining quality? Sorry people disagree with the way you choose to express yourself. Being an adult means accepting that without pissiness. Grow the fuck up.

You are defining cognitive bias.

Don’t type while crying. It is bad for your keyboard/device.

Yeah, no one deserves punishment for Trump more than a city that is mostly people of colour who don’t have a congressional vote and who will massively be disproportionately affected by Trump slashing federal jobs.

In its own way, your misuse of the term “jumped the shark” to describe the normal athletic age curve is more grating than when someone fucks up the meaning of ironic or literal.

By which you mean you challenge the basic meaning of words as some part of inane semiotic game?

I like you being called “idiot who gets run over by a bus, then shits himself”.

Your mother is going to feel secretly justified when she attends your funeral.