You realise that the time comments are posted is written on the comments, right? And your claims about not checking the site like crazy are belayed by your ten trillion inane comments to this story, so maybe smash self-awareness into your skull with a fucking hammer.

Took you a full day to come up with that, huh? Weird how you are all of a sudden trying to abort that whole telling me how Latinx folks type, isn’t it, you gutless piece of shit.

You, you insanely defensive to the point of antagonism doof. I have to live here knowing that you exist and an asteroid isn’t yet on an imminent path to destroy us all.

Preeeeeeetty sure that your inane drops of piss in the ocean of nintendo media coverage aren’t gonna trouble them.

Because Deadpool is the only active Avenger from Canada.

That is a pretty dumb reading of the emails! The DNC having a favourite is not the same as stealing the primaries. Sanders’ inability to attract Latinx and African-American voters to build upon his college student/white male support was what lost him the primaries and his economic populism about trade (which is pretty…

Remember, Drummond is only 23 and Jordan is entering his prime at 28.

That’s not fair. Pro basketball players over seven feet have way worse knees, ankles, and feet than middle aged, reasonably active people of normal height. You should make fair comparisons for Towns, like people being pried from car accidents or someone with osteoporosis.

All of your friends and family are such utter and complete morons that you’ve come to believe yourself intelligent. This is a severe ego infection and you should gouge it out off your B- brain with an ice cream scoop, then murder the mediocrity you are embedded in.

Hahahahhahha, I had over thirty blood tests in the last four month, four IVs, and a full round of boosters, not to mention the pain of the underlying conditions: flu shots don’t hurt.

Clinton won New Hampshire.

No, weird racist. You still desperately want people to somehow only see that your fucking idiocy is reason and you will still die alone.

Wow. You really are certain that you can tell race by how someone types. That is...

You think it takes effort to make a two minute google search. You... you should probably stick to your real estate/suicide plan. The real world will be tough on you.

I mean, you almost net what a nurse does and yet you barely need to know enough to breathe to do your job, so kudus on that.

Again, you keep misguessing my ethnicity and trying to tell me how “real” non-white people are like. It is really quite disgusting! Just because I am not the type of latinx person you want me to be, you still don’t actually get to define me, you fucking absurd little close minded fuck.

No, I am not a tough super brave person commenting on new stories like you! The incredible fantasy life you have where you think what you are doing isn’t desperate and terribly, terribly sad is remarkable in its totality, but that still doesn’t impress any human being on earth. You are still here, whining that people…

Yeah, never any bubbles in real estate! Definitely bank on that! And there is no job on earth more respected than real estate agent! You had to pass a test! You are so clever!

Waah keep crying about having to read things you disagree with. You have a boring middle manager job that anyone with literacy and shitty parents couls do. Your happiness is dependent on people doing what you want and they never will because you are such a transparent coward.

Can I cheer if you die in a fire though?