Oh snookums, I would rather give them cancer than persuade them.

This is a wonderful Jack Handey-style joke.

Yes, but you have dumb ideas. Whenever you find yourself about to say “As far as I’m concerned...” reach for a hammer and fix them pesky fingers up good.

Why not murder everyone?

No, we should murder them all.

No one cares what you care about. You are a boring piece of shit that would serve the world better as an ashtray or to test cancer on.

Kill all your sexist friends, then yourself.

Yes, yes snookums. You are so clearly desperate for everyone to either piss on you or praise you. Your dad should kill himself out of shame for what he did to you.

No, they don’t. Do you want niceness subsidies?

What we really need to notice here is that, on average at the median level, white folks without a degree do significantly better than people of colour with a college degree, especially women.

If Hillary had a dick, Sanders would have lost by massive margins.

You are a very dull boy.

Yes, a well known racist observation/joke. Jesus fucking christ, are you uust totally immune to self-awareness?

Simple fact: you remain unable to stop people from making fun of you, your central campaign dream.

Uh, yes? Are you some manner of moron? Wy wouldn’t I be mad? I ralise that you glory in stoking distaste for your basic being - shit takes pride in its stink, after all - but you can’t possibly be so utterly detached from reality as to expect that anyone will ever treat you with basic human dignity and respect.

Deal with it fuckface. No one has to treat you nice now. No one has to kiss your ass. You elected a dick, yet remain wholly impotent.

It should be illegal to publish articles that make me cry like this.

Jesus, this is your life?

Describe, without researching, what Clinton’s votes are on economic issues.

Well, it is a dukb take for sure. There are all sorts of examples of violent interaction without intent to kill or even seriously injure in the animal world. From hard play to sexual competition rituals to territorial fights, animals hit each other and fuck around all the time without murdering each other.