Hope that everyone fucking dies, dolt.

Christ: debates have only a moderate impact on voter decisions past a week. Talking about media narratives about them is like huffing the farts of farts. You are cosplaying as a dreary hack offering the sort of anti-knowledge static that surrounds coverage of elections. Nip it in the bud by sewing your lips shut and…

Having often landing face first onto concrete after jumping out of ninth floor windows, I don’t think water is all that hard.

It turns out that when a healthy portion of your religion is required to go on missions, a lot of the missionaries end up going to the balmy South Pacific.

Watching Bailey’s win and its exorcism of how shitty it felt as a kid when Johnson pissed hot produced maybe my only moment of earnestness as a sullen teen.

Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure he just grabbed the nearest metaphor to describe the confusing ways his body reacted to your post. If he offered a second line, I’m sure it would involve the phrase “dry firing”.

C’mon, ‘84 counts as half medals.

Oh snookums, I know whining about seeing opinions you are scared of is your cowardly praxis, but it really is a bit juvenile and sad.

You have a real sad aura of defensiveness that seems to define how you see the world. Maybe it is because the racism that your parents drilled into you is increasingly revealed to be insane and pathetic and the cognitive dissonance you carry around is to much of a burden for you.

Yeah, those dumb Puerto Ricans! Certainly in no way is the actual history of imperialism and Puerto Rico, the complex political divisions on the island, or how mainlanders have fucked with the question relevant. It is simply their capricious Latin nature, right?

That ignores the context. One is an article specifically largely about Manuel’s achievement, while another is about massively dominating record breaking wins. Ledecky belongs in the second article but it is pretty condescending to Manuel to conflate her first gold medal with the other athletes: Ledecky breaks a world…

Christ. You will never understand how indicative of your character it is in how you reveal that your sympathy lies in this video.

It is effectively a pin. You get it for a sub or controlling on the ground for fifteen seconds.

Hell, most of her competition last night couldn’t cleanly land or smoothly transition from layout doubles, and she has a goddamn twist thrown in.

You thought wrongly. Sigh at yourself.

You cite a super low OPS. Why? That’s super dumb.

Can passive aggressive sniping in the vein of your inane post be punished with death then?

The truly terrifying thing about Trump is that almost all of his positions are mainstream Republican and he would likely appoint similar people as any Republican president. He puts a clownish face on what are some deadly serious Republican policy positions and hopefully he will not make later Republicans offering the…

Don’t have pride that your mother shat you out in a pretty dull and nondescript part of the world. Why waste your inane tribalism on somewhere so lacking in anything to really brag about?

So you straight up think that if you have a murderer for a son, it is shameful to be seen in public? Are you some manner of fantastical moron?