Yeah, your cognitive dissonance IS remarkable. Thank you for bringing it to our attention.

Yeah, it is really important that we hold up the formal sartorial requirements of telling people the weather on TV.

When it finally breaks down, FIFA is going to go out Metalocalypse-style. Billion dollar stadia crumbling and exploding, a ref running around with his chin ripped off trying to yell but mostly gargling til a massive light falls on him from the sky, region-specific giant elemental creatures ripping their way out of the…

Mary-Grace, you are violently shitting yourself in public. Do not get huffy when folks complain about the smell.

I am astounded that the gradual move to a la carte television service is resulting in escalating price increases!

No, literally no one is. It is every single other person’s number one favoirite thing, without question.

This is such a perfect fit to give Ewing his (much-deserved) head coaching spot. His type of defensive focus will fit the personnel well, he has long ties to the city, and he has demonstrated an ability to make a variety of players - not just bigs (Kemba Walker was apparently his big project this season).

And Bob’s Burgers! She is fantastic as Tammy.

Not to be a dick to a great player, but that is absolutely bonkers fucking crazy. Curry, Leonard, Westbrook, and Durant are all notably better players under 30, and that’s completely ignoring bigs.

Aldridge is doubly frustrating because he has become a much better and more disciplined player in San Antonio, and while a lot of that is schemes and coaching, it is frustrating that he couldn’t make that leap.

He’s tied with Giannis for top percentage of his team’s rebounds he corrals with 12.4%. This is 27th amongst ALL starters (2000 minutes min.) and Will Barton (DEN) only other guard in the top 50 at 42.

I keep thinking the lead singer of Architecture in Helsinki will get his shit a bit more stable and they’ll go back to being like 11 members and recapture the first 2.5 albums.

For people who don’t take particular pride in our own ignorance, it isn’t necessary to get all pissy and resentful about learning about something (or, for some of us, learning to associate something we know with its garbage actions, thus limiting the possibility of again buying a Yacht album). They weren’t CLEVER…

I would walk softly around the Marcel references, given that they are a collaboration between Slate and her soon to be ex-husband.

Clearly, they just need to hatch the Boban egg on their bench.

The actual rueful grin of the teenager who just about had his head knocked in as he looks at amazement at the ballboy is actually pretty adorable.

You depressing as fuck, lady. Let that little voice scream and drive you mad, because that is your on,y escape now.

Well, no. They looked like they lost three games to the Warriors and two out three regular season games to the Spurs. Two of the Warriors games were close (especially the OT game, obviously), but the Warriors overall have been unfazed by the Thunder, even at their best. They just keep falling apart in the second half…

Patrick Ewing was almost as overrated a player as he was underrated a coach.

Also, there would have been at least 3 follow up kicks to the liver before they would be able to pull him off the guy.