While it can get overbearing and stuffy, sometimes I like the old fashioned polite Southern greeting of a slow, florid docking.

Hipster is just an idiot word for “people who make me feel insecure about my inability to conceal my own shiftiness.” Feminist as a perjoritive is the same idiot’s word for “someone who points out structural inequalities that enrage me because of the implication that my behaviour would ever have to change in any way.”

You post inane, argumentative shit and then whine when people argue with you. This is like the time you complained about the taste when you kept habitually pissing in your own mouth.

No, I try an avoid brain injuries.

God, do you simply have the tiniest dick in the world or is just a mental thing?

Oh noooo! That must have been so hard for you! I'm surprised (and sad) you didn't blow your meagre brains away!

Snookums, that is the saddest story I've ever heard

God, what a whiny pissboy post. Sorry people have different opinions than you and aren't immediately censored for the horrible crime of disagreeing with your idiocy. Do have any goddamned self-respect at all? Why would you post this?

Irrespective of this disappointing announcement, the African American History Museum is going to be so dope. The building that they are moving into is shockingly pretty and the preview exhibit in the American History Smithsonian is as well curated as anything I’ve ever seen even in a tiny space. The Brown family table…

That is a pretty mediocre strategy. They've already started filming Wonder Woman. If you want to support her, you want that move to do relatively well compared to BvS. You should actually be motivated to block the entrance of the theatre now.

Given that the Thursday take is fully half of the total weekend gross and that the Cinescore audience polls weren’t much more positive that critics’ reviews, I'm thinking this doesn't have much in the way of legs.

It is literally insane to think that lightly joking about someone’s relationship is lawsuit worthy or that it constitutes any kind of horrible attack. If you were either of them and you made that post, it would still be pathetically histrionic. Look at your life.

You are an defectively inane child and should take your own advice.

It was clearly some wizard blur that prevents any observer from catching a square look.

Why are you so defensive about this? Unwrap your ego from this topic, because it is prompting you to say some really inane shit.

Diplo decided to really condescendingly suggest that Zedd - a person? - is selling out for doing an M&Ms commercial and Zedd (and deadmau5) reacted angrily.

Your dad bequeathed you a pretty toxic version of masculinity. You need to kill him in your mind to be free.

No, the reason you don't go to games is because no one on earth would ever want to go with you.

I would rather the world burn in flames than anyone caring about your vote.

The fact that you cannot put the fact that you don’t understand why the chant was offensive and the fact that you, just as the students, went to a Catholic school together suggests rather strongly that you are a fucking imbecile.