Given that the Thursday take is fully half of the total weekend gross and that the Cinescore audience polls weren’t much more positive that critics’ reviews, I'm thinking this doesn't have much in the way of legs.

It is literally insane to think that lightly joking about someone’s relationship is lawsuit worthy or that it constitutes any kind of horrible attack. If you were either of them and you made that post, it would still be pathetically histrionic. Look at your life.

You are an defectively inane child and should take your own advice.

It was clearly some wizard blur that prevents any observer from catching a square look.

Why are you so defensive about this? Unwrap your ego from this topic, because it is prompting you to say some really inane shit.

Diplo decided to really condescendingly suggest that Zedd - a person? - is selling out for doing an M&Ms commercial and Zedd (and deadmau5) reacted angrily.

Your dad bequeathed you a pretty toxic version of masculinity. You need to kill him in your mind to be free.

No, the reason you don't go to games is because no one on earth would ever want to go with you.

I would rather the world burn in flames than anyone caring about your vote.

The fact that you cannot put the fact that you don’t understand why the chant was offensive and the fact that you, just as the students, went to a Catholic school together suggests rather strongly that you are a fucking imbecile.

Rationally look up the word “aesthetic” and read the rational description, and then rationally take chunks out of your flesh with a sharpened melon-baller and rub lye into the resulting gouges, you artless fuck.

You are so fucking whiny you are whining about outrage that you just made up in your head to whine about. You are jizzing in your own face and complaining about the taste.

You know, you only need to make one shot to make your parents as happy as this man (so long as you put the gun properly underneath your chin rather in your mouth before pulling the trigger)

To be fair, the 40% of the population who declare themselves to be non-partisan are, on average, considerably more uninformed on issues, have incoherent ideologies, and are unable to identify the relationship between their views and those of the two main political parties. Their votes are, on aggregate either totally…

Want to live? Of course not. But what a wonderful place to die.

Show me all the delightful deserving addicts, so that I can cavort about their misery secure that they are the Truly Sad.

You mistake your own ignorance for apathy and apathy for anything other than selfish shit baby nihilism.

The world will be immeasurably improved once everything you love is dead.

No, but it was rude of me to use shop talk. I apologise.

Your inane positivist norms are not applicable when applied to this situation.