Whining that strangers won't injure another stranger for you is as soft as it gets, my pink and wet babyman.

This disappointment you carry is poisonous. Carve it out of your skull with a paring knife.

You favourite sport diminishes its participants’ long term health significantly and has likely featured a death in active competition at its highest levels.

No, Warner still released the albums, but they weren’t released as ‘Prince’.

I think murdering his parents should at least be in the conversation regarding curbing Allen’s bullshit. If that were to occur, I’d imagine he’d have to reflect on the long term effects of his dad regularly beating the shit out of him.

God, that is such a boring fuck type of answer.

You know no one is forcing you at gunpoint to be shitty and have shitty taste. You can be free of that burden.

When you die the world will cheer.

Yeah, maybe he is just so fucking moronic that he says hateful shit to people? Definitely important to have someone like that serving food. Thank goodness people have you to protect them from getting offended at their own harassment! Keep punching down!

At this point, reading dozens of your inane posts, I kind of wish that your tips granted in the past could be stripped from you and that the rest of what I'm presented as I scroll down this comment section is regular updates as you starve to death. God, how much joy it would bring me to watch your organs fail.

Why should anyone give a fuck that one server missed one tip? How in the hell does that compare to a couple getting harassed on Valentine’s? Have the tiniest bit of fucking perspective.

Nah, you don't have a valid point.

You really think you are standing up for servers and not shitting on people getting harassed, but that is because of your own tunnel vision.

You are desperate to judge and shit on people who were harassed. Fuck you.

THEN THE SERVER SHOULD MURDER THE CHEF. You don't tip when you get harassed at a restaurant by restaurant staff. They are not in any way victimising the servers by making their displeasure at their harassment known.

They really need to be convenient to the restaurant that harassed them. FAIRNESS!

To be fair, other than Holiday 20 points (6/14, with 7 REB and 9 AST), no Pelican scored more than 6. Anderson was 1/12.

Texas is notoriously lax with regards to its fighter safety regulations. It is likely that Nevada or California would never sanction this fight.

The UFC is risk averse not to put on this fight.

The One that Ended in One Throbbing, Boring as Fuck, Mayonnaise-Coloured Fuck-Puddle.