No, you get nothing. Die unsatisfied with your whine, ceaseless until that point, finally silenced.

Why don’t you kill yourself so that your family can show us what real, gritty grieving is like and we can provide an example for showboating grieving black men.

Dictatorships on average feature dramatically higher rates of economic disparity and violence, with considerably lower standards of living in economic and health/well-being terms. Democratisation is a process with a low success rate and massive costs, but glorifying dictatorships because of asshole elitism is a shit…

Uh, no. The earliest match called an “Iron Man” match with cumulative pinfall rules was in the Seventies in San Fran between Pat Patterson and Ray Stevens, but similar types of matches (time-limit, cumulative pins) were likely held for decades before given the many multi-fall matches that have occurred throughout…

The only bummer is that this likely indicates his retirement from the NBA.

Your supposed friends hate you, controlling fuck.

Since no one on earth wants you around, why don't you take advantage of the freedom to explore other planes of existence?

Free speech is never criticising anyone.

Not to beat on someone when they are already down, but I hope everyone you know dies horribly of a disease everyone realises was transmitted by you after you caught it fucking a sheep.

WHAT AN IMPOSSIBLE CONUNDRUM!!!

There have been Hispanics in Texas for a lot fucking longer than white people, you fucking failure.

It was cool when all them white folks entered Texas, a completely vacant area of land not at all a part of another country, 200 years ago.

Maybe an article about opinions on bat flips is not a great place for you if you are looking to avoid opinions on bat flips, bud.

You will never be catered to here because you are a dull fuck with tastes to match.

I don’t necessarily disagree with you, but I find it troublesome that you put the word “oppressed” in his mouth, which he never used and seem to suggest that he conflates “critic” with “criticism” (as in negative evaluation rather than a value-neutral term denoting analysis) in a way that he simply does not do.

Truly an inane complaint, but NFL’s reliance on Snappytv for their clips means that, in order to watch them on an iPad in Safari, one must click through three separate tabs like some kind of animal.

“Blocking your own team” should become the new wacky name for committing suicide as a result of CTE.

Why are you so desperate to defend inane generational cliches based entirely on feelings of inadequacy?

This kind of insane bullshit will keep happening until MLB gets serious and ritualistically murders Chase Utley’s entire family and roster of close friends while he is forced to watch unable to interfere.

Well, that’s pretty easy to say talking shit while responding to someone by commenting on the internet.