Maybe you just come off as really dumb to folks when your are desperate. Maybe, after spending night after night with people having their worst days, they have come to recognise shitheels and don't feel the need to treat you like your human.

I’m not a piece of shit, I’m a ghost! And it is to your benefit, because of the shit you’d have all over your face if I were, it is just ectoplasmic goo.

Except that he is actually far more evasive when describing programmatic elements of his campaign - the actual policies he seeks o implement - than any other candidate. THIS is the key to his success. Political scientists have fairly thoroughly documented that the most logical preferred stance a presidential candidate…

Thank goodness your rebuke has caused me to brutally murder myself.

You really don't get how you're a cum rag in a meta literal sense.

Yes, we’ve already established that your banality is coupled with an inability to understand the implications of what you are saying. Why are you wasting time? You would look so much hotter as a corpse! Think of your parents fucking on your grave, energised in a way that they have literally never been since you were…

Because the utter lack of self-awareness you demonstrate again and again would simply not exist in a better world. You would not exist. Your only path for improving existence for others is self-annihilation. I guess I’m just a perfectionist, in that regard.

Do you consider yourself a standard on women’s beauty that needs to be heard? Do you think that there exists a vacuum on the Earth that desperately needs to be filled cataloging your scale of who is fuckable? Can you really give an argument as to why your friends and family wouldn’t be better off if you were dead?…

I’m shocked that a shotgun blast to your face would do so much to make you more attractive to me.

You have a mediocre understanding of the constitution and I hope everyone you loves dies as you helplessly watch as cancer slowly and painfully consumes you.

I appreciate that, using Safari in an ipad 2, it requires opening three separate tabs to get to the video that they are tweeting.

I imagine that the only way this joke is generated is if its source is so saturated with Taco Bell that they've become a homunculus built of equal parts shit, fried rat meat, and cancer.

Will no one think of the corporations?!?

Overreaction to the sheer unrelenting existential terror that consumed and defined them was preeeeeetty wussy.

Take the plastic bag off of your head for at least two minutes before you post.

You should possibly watch the doc because they’d have to totally inverse its plot (and the reality of what happened in Bolivia in 2002) to make the yanquis the hero. The point of the documentary is precisely how damaging the context stripped application of professional politico advice from America is and the…

So, given direct evidence that this type of story will be professionally covered by Deadspin, you immediately seek solace in your sad fantasy of the cartoonish version of an ideology that you hate and are incapable of understanding.

What a priggish sentiment.

Yes, yes ducky. It is a normal and healthy thing to follow someone around to be a Truther for their internet persona and not an indication of a personality disorder. You will certainly be held on the shoulders of all of those who before spurned you because of your important investigation and proclaimed the hero…