Your choice of references suggest that your musical tastes can be fully captured by the selection of CDs at WalMart. Defenestrate yourself.

Holy shit, wait... someone looks older in their fifties than in their early thirties?!?!

I don't think you are being earnest, because that would require so much brain damage that a keyboard would be inoperable for you.

No Hannibal or Penny Dreadful noms because you all so fucking far behind.

God, I wish your life had been emptied of all material possessions due to storm damage.

Yes, when you said the NFL shouldn't babysit players you meant that they should. Obviously.

Yes, there are absolutely no barriers for families at different income levels to send their kids to schools anywhere and also having schools within communities serving those communities has no public value whatsoever.

Hmm, yes, let’s drastically cut public school funding and create a magical system where everyone goes to private school! Truly a solution for American schools and not simply a grift for private education companies and religious psychos!

Considering that NFL teams micromanage almost all aspects of their players lives, conduct regualar surveillance on them, and have financial stakes in their behaviour (for which they have required incredibly detailed contractual obligations), it is almost literally their job to babysit players, you fucking doof.

Similarly, no knowledge can be recorded because no model of reality - including language - is perfectly accurate or better than immediate sensory awareness.

There is absolutely no convincing evidence that voucher programs create systemic improvements in education outcomes. You are hooked on an idiotic ideology - yeah, capitalism is FANTASTIC at reducing inequality and has REALLY been a boon to college students - to the point where you have to try and reshape reality to…

Umm, a bungled liner to deep right with a guy on first, who advances to third on a second error on the throw in and then gets called out at home for leaving the basepath to avoid a tag from the catcher - who doesn't actually have the ball and was just feinting the runner - while an attempt by the original batter to…

No, that’s not how that works. Sending a solicited (or welcome) nude picture to a significant other does not give them a moral (and in states with good revenge porn laws) or legal right to publicise them. Think for a goddamned second. Do you think any ex that you've taken nude pictures for should be able to post them?…

Literally all human achievement involves building off what has been previously been done. Are you some kind of melodramatic idiot?

So and why is it annoying? Just seeing people smoking annoys you? Are you worried that you'll get a magic second hand high?

Don’t act so generous there, shinny me boy, you’re so stingy with your amazing brain that you’ve never even bothered having an intelligent thought in your life, much less wasted one.

But you'd have to admit, if every redditor died tomorrow, the world would be instantly improved beyond measure right?

Where did you get this statistic, in that it flies in the face of everything I've seen.

No, just you.

No you didn't.