Umm, a bungled liner to deep right with a guy on first, who advances to third on a second error on the throw in and then gets called out at home for leaving the basepath to avoid a tag from the catcher - who doesn't actually have the ball and was just feinting the runner - while an attempt by the original batter to…

No, that’s not how that works. Sending a solicited (or welcome) nude picture to a significant other does not give them a moral (and in states with good revenge porn laws) or legal right to publicise them. Think for a goddamned second. Do you think any ex that you've taken nude pictures for should be able to post them?…

Literally all human achievement involves building off what has been previously been done. Are you some kind of melodramatic idiot?

So and why is it annoying? Just seeing people smoking annoys you? Are you worried that you'll get a magic second hand high?

Don’t act so generous there, shinny me boy, you’re so stingy with your amazing brain that you’ve never even bothered having an intelligent thought in your life, much less wasted one.

But you'd have to admit, if every redditor died tomorrow, the world would be instantly improved beyond measure right?

Where did you get this statistic, in that it flies in the face of everything I've seen.

No, just you.

No you didn't.

What joke? Also, I know that you’ve seen it written by the least funny human beings on the planet hundreds of times in the internet, but it is actually spelled “the”, even when written in cripplingly depressing sarcasm caps.

Way to stick it to the man, LeBron - the man that signs your paychecks (because LeBron deigns to allow him to do so).

It would be extraordinarily dull if these young, rich, beautiful people weren't using each other as hand puppets en masse and altogether.

... because LeBron deigns to allow him to do so.

Think how happy this would make your family if it was your suicide note.

I just gave you cancer. Won't show up for a little bit, but it is really going to suck.

I wish your mother could have seen what you would turn out to be when she was pregnant as, in this scenario, I have traveled back in time and patented clothes hangers.

Murder everyone you know, they are racist imbeciles.

So they’ve had less playoff appearances than one team in their division, and less World Series appearances than another. Considering that the average MLB team has had more than four playoff appearances in the last fifteen years and that the Angels have featured one of the more expensive rosters in the league during…

No one has ever voluntarily entered a conversation with you, witless fuck. How do you have so much time to farm for attention?

Another pedantic fuck flew close to the sun and tried to correct something that was already correct.