You have absolutely no insight to offer, get robbed and die in a ditch.

I hope you get poisoned by chemicals at work and lose your health insurance, you condescending fuck.

To be fair, Nelson is still a top-15 heavyweight at 38 and ended up relatively handily taking the overall TUF tournament that season.

Oh, you poor dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

How does acting like this not feel like poison in your veins every second? Like, you have to know on some basic human level that this is wrong to do, right? You have the power to walk away.

What a tiny dicked comment.

If I was that defensive about something that meaningless, to which I contributed nothing, I would be posting those comments in a suicide note and not on the Internet.

That's simply because your existential impotence makes you fantasise about berating your physical and social betters in the form of a tiny throbbing bald head spewing.

Yeah, this probably isn't for you. Casa de mi Padre and the Spoils of Babylon are your markers here: if you liked both (because they were fucking amazing), you'll like the Lifetime movie, and, if not, you won't.

I'd challenge the person to a hobo-style sterno drinking competition to be the local hobo chief.

The NBA should suspend a fourth official above the court with a harness and pulley system and have teams of Hong Kong wuxia crew swinging them about to get a truly necessary new angle on the game’s proceedings.

You've never smoked weed with sketchy assholes then. That is a life experience you should chase!

I am going to steal everything you own.

The world will be a better place when it witnesses you fall forever.

I advocate for the conspiracy theory that Curry suffered a concussion from his fall in Game 4 against Houston and they are covering it up because everyone involved needs him on the court even at significantly reduced capability. He’ll hit 3-20 in Game 3 and everyone will ignore the spinal fluid dripping out of his…

She is an actress/model who books a lot of apparel and cosmetics work. Wikipedia exists and ignorance tarnishes regardless of its cast.

This is a very charming Reader’s Digest joke, well-crafted to fit the form.

Do natural birthing advocates count toilet babies? There is not a surplus of medical care for pregnant women in the United States, and if you believe that the disparities that define our health care system are going to be magically solved solely by expanding the number of doulas, you are sacrificing essential avenues…

Do you have anything to add now that it is revealed it was a broken knee cap?

I proctered your final exams and you only passed because you let me shit in your mouth for a month. Your degrees are a fraud.