You have absolutely no insight to offer, get robbed and die in a ditch.

I hope you get poisoned by chemicals at work and lose your health insurance, you condescending fuck.

To be fair, Nelson is still a top-15 heavyweight at 38 and ended up relatively handily taking the overall TUF tournament that season.

Oh, you poor dear. Oh dear, oh dear.

How does acting like this not feel like poison in your veins every second? Like, you have to know on some basic human level that this is wrong to do, right? You have the power to walk away.

What a tiny dicked comment.

If I was that defensive about something that meaningless, to which I contributed nothing, I would be posting those comments in a suicide note and not on the Internet.

No one should ever criticise anyone ever, because SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WHIMPERING FUCK. YOU HAVE NEVER CONTRIBUTED A GODDAMNED THING TO THIS WORLD AND ARE TERRIFIED OF DOING SO BECAUSE THEN PEOPLE MIGHT SEE YOU FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE.

That's simply because your existential impotence makes you fantasise about berating your physical and social betters in the form of a tiny throbbing bald head spewing.

Yeah, this probably isn't for you. Casa de mi Padre and the Spoils of Babylon are your markers here: if you liked both (because they were fucking amazing), you'll like the Lifetime movie, and, if not, you won't.

I'd challenge the person to a hobo-style sterno drinking competition to be the local hobo chief.

Do you often spend time talking to garbage? Do you spend time running down its rubbishy qualities?

I'm not pissing myself excitedly to compete over which of the minutely different electric dick-measuring devices is most innovative though. The difference is that you are human garbage, don't you see that.

Indignacy at your favourite slave-labour built device is unbecoming. Eat every jagged piece of every phone you own, choke on your own fatuousness.

Hahaha, that dragon sure chased a lot of bullies into garbage cans!

The NBA should suspend a fourth official above the court with a harness and pulley system and have teams of Hong Kong wuxia crew swinging them about to get a truly necessary new angle on the game’s proceedings.

You've never smoked weed with sketchy assholes then. That is a life experience you should chase!

I am going to steal everything you own.

The world will be a better place when it witnesses you fall forever.

Let’s rub dicks in a dignified manner and the shoot each other in the goddamned face. I want to cum and die as you do the same. I want to see our strength destroy each other.