Yes, yes, mewling fuck, I know you assume your own relevancy.

Wow, you really live in a tiny little space demarked by idiotic culture war lines you have established in order to never, ever have to think or considering changing any aspect of yourself or your life. Die in a fucking fire, intellectually slothful babyman. Your opinions on popular entertainments will never matter to…

Babyman all personally offended that something they enjoy is problematic and someone noticed.

A: because it is a hazardous profession that generates billions in revenue despite employing far fewer employees than other businesses its size.

Incredibly quibbling addition: Ausmus managed Israel’s WBC team before he started in Detroit.

No, seriously: do you have brain damage?

... If enjoying a sports team makes you type something as dim as this, maybe it is time to admit that life is just one of things that just isn't for you.

Do you have brain damage of some sort?

You follow some milquetoast motherfuckers. Kill them all.

Nothing about you matters.

Be happy for a young woman leveraging her micro-budget creepy, idiosyncratic horror movie into a relatively big-budget and highly visible project, based on a movie that probably means a great deal to her. Don't be an ass, your youth is not threatened.

You keep trying to convince me, but you are supremely unconvincing. You should work on that.

I repeat: you are a mediocre observer.

You aren’t a particularly astute observer.

It would restore my faith in humanity if this man and his family were brutally murdered by local forces and his name was lost forever.

What an important Yelp review you’ve just left. DEVASTATING!

If there is an all male panel, murder half of them. Simple plan.

I think they'll always have those individual sponsorships because it allows the UFC to direct cash to its most valuable assets and also claim a higher total percentage of the Reebok deal is going to fighters.

I'm going to steal everything you own.

(Barely) pre-Disney, but Lexi Alexander DID direct Punisher: War Zone in 2008 for Marvel. It was apparently a pretty shitty experience for her, but the movie itself is an amazing exploitation film.