It’s sort of surprising that Kolasinac was even in position to defend the attack, rather than being way too far forward.

Still my all-time favorite entry from WYTS, from 2014:

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Florida child.

That’s what I assumed, the moment I saw that Rounders poster.

Drawing parallels with personal experience is a core way in which human beings relate to one another. I have not lived Doc’s life, only my own, but I empathize with struggles to kick addiction and be a better person in part because of my own experiences. They are, as I mentioned, not the same struggles Doc is having,…

Rule of life: if you don’t know what you’re going to order before you get to the drive through then go inside to contemplate your options. 

I tell my kids all the time that paying attention is a superpower. People will think you’re smarter than you are, things will take you less time, all sorts of good shit. And you stand out, since most people are so unbelievably terrible at it.

I think they considered that right along with the ability to create fish food as part of the burnout process

More is more. 

This is weapons-grade stupid.

The Athletic released a statement saying Keri has been indefinitely suspended.

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man at war with panes. 

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

When you drop Bowser into lava in the first world castle of New Super Mario Bros. (the original DS version), he watches Bowser struggle in the lava and his skin melt off leaving behind only bones and just says “THAT’S-A SO NICE” when it’s over so yeah, he’s messed up.

Look, overpopulation is a serious looming threat and I’m glad these anti-vaccine people are being proactive

If there's one time where chanting your country's name is allowed, it's when you win an international competition. Americans are generally idiots when traveling abroad but not in this particular case.

As they say in Belfast…

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid