Lacrosse.

Is the play worse than the backing song? Neck and neck here.

This is such a stupid post. Amazing Kinja.

She was 30 and acting like that? Jesus

He’s not playing.

If that’s what it takes to get enough space to run away from him, then sure.

Roger Ebert sucks.

Being staggeringly unsympathetic is about as Blues as you can get though.

Burn motherfucker, burn.

And it was after the buzzer. So good.

You can do something about it, like I did: leave. I’m much happier in Australia, where one mass shooting so horrified everyone that we have gun legislation.

what. the. fuck.

It’s also why I moved away from America to live in Australia. America is a doomed, violent, ignorant hellhole.

It took 9+ hours to read & comment? Golly.

Been playing it off and on all day, and I’m conflicted. On one hand, I need words beyond “gorgeous” or “stunning” to represent the art style, as they are woefully insufficient. It is probably the prettiest game I’ve ever seen.

Jesus christ, citation needed to everything you posted.

This was actually my first thought.

I like how his response to being targeted by pigs is to basically /shrug emoji. Not, you know, wonder why cops can do anything.

Florida Man strikes again.

As a male, I am horrified that “anti-rapist” is being conflated with “anti-male.”