Straight from Mt. Take.

Rec’d for JV

Is English your fourth language? Fifth?

And you apparently typed the whole damn thing out as well?

Moderately hot take.

Of course it’s a matter of opinion... it’s an opinion. One I happen to agree with, but an opinion nonetheless.

I detest dogs, but I also detest psychopathic football players. Hmm

Nice to see deadspin get back to its roots by pissing off the horse people.

El-P is God.

Needs a million more stars.

Occam smiles on your glorious post. It's really that simple, just don't rape anybody.

What you say?

As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.

Thinkpads are garbage. My company’s T440 is universally loathed, with the worst trackpad I've ever used.

Thinkpads are garbage. My company’s T440 is universally loathed, with the worst trackpad I've ever used.

I'm terrified that you feel you've made a good comment here.

“2 different commuters actually approached us to help, and went out of their way to direct us to the proper train platforms”

Pretty sure this is lampooning idiot boomers’ attempts to market to millennials, no?

Definitely anti helmet laws for bikers. Anyone stupid enough to ride without one deserves death, as their brains are clearly not worth protecting.

I think it's better for everyone if this guy doesn't put a helmet on.

I went to a bunch of White Sox games that April and May. At times, my friend and I were the only people in the upper deck. Certainly alone in our section.