Occam smiles on your glorious post. It's really that simple, just don't rape anybody.

What you say?

As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.

Thinkpads are garbage. My company’s T440 is universally loathed, with the worst trackpad I've ever used.

Thinkpads are garbage. My company’s T440 is universally loathed, with the worst trackpad I've ever used.

I'm terrified that you feel you've made a good comment here.

“2 different commuters actually approached us to help, and went out of their way to direct us to the proper train platforms”

Pretty sure this is lampooning idiot boomers’ attempts to market to millennials, no?

Definitely anti helmet laws for bikers. Anyone stupid enough to ride without one deserves death, as their brains are clearly not worth protecting.

I think it's better for everyone if this guy doesn't put a helmet on.

I went to a bunch of White Sox games that April and May. At times, my friend and I were the only people in the upper deck. Certainly alone in our section.

And the best part of The Catch isn’t even the catch, it’s the tremendous throw after.

Fahkin pole thinks it's so great, I'll kick its fahkin ass in

I was there, and it was amazing. Aussie is great, whether you’re American or a native who can’t figure out which goddamn side of the road to walk down.

Died at Puig.

You suck.

Don’t trust anyone who isn’t in love with the BAM BAM sample.

If you hear Ty talk about it, the disabled guy really was asking for it.

I fear self care will get in the way of my self hatred, which is my primary focus. Only so much time in the day, you know?

“I want to stress one thing: these guys aren’t motorcyclists, they’re assholes on motorcycles. And there’s absolutely a difference.”

When the books are that shitty, can you just not post the deal?

When the books are that shitty, can you just not post the deal?