But the belt buckle game will be on-point.

Dear overseas hiring manager: I would really appreciate getting that job now...

He’s the hero we deserve.

What has four points and isn’t a rectangle?

Oh god kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it

I’m usually not one for the optimism-happy-smiling-things-are-ok-facebook-post type of thing, but this is lovely. Horrendously sad, but lovely.

If nobody can figure out your story, your writing sucks.

I just can’t keep supporting open wheel when this is what happens. I’ve been a big Indy fan for years... I just don’t think I can do it anymore. Tragic.

Any head is good head.

Any head is good head.

haaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fuck Northwestern.

Better.

If given a choice between living in New Orleans around Katrina or normal existence in Chicago, I’m not sure what I’d choose. Worst city I’ve ever been to, and I lived in Indianapolis for a time.

Are you grouping this with Malaysian Airlines, or are there other incidents I’ve missed?

This cuts out the most hilarious part, where Taki limps 2-3 steps before slowly falling to the ground.

I’m 32 now and I’ve had 2 sips of alcohol in my life. Fight the power, friend.

Kevin Harvick is a scumbag. Trying to openly wreck someone when you’re out of fuel is not acceptable.

::sniff:: I love you, internet.

CHECKKKK

Portal Stories Mel is kicking my ass. It’s spectacular, but man some of those puzzles are hard the first time through.